So its my first day of school and I get to math. Of course at the seat that's a diagonal of mine, there is this creepy punk kid. Its sickening, he has shoulder length greasy hair, some sort of half-assed scraggly teen beard, and he talks through the entire period. Not only does he talk, but he's convinced everything he says is hilarious, so he laughs at his own, poorly constructed jokes. Its the type of laugh that would make you cringe, its like the combination of every bad laugh you could ever hear. Instead of just a haha or something somewhat normal, he sounds like he's purposely hyperventilating as he sucks air through is teeth. I don't know what his deal is, but he keeps talking to me about all manner of awkward and inappropriate topics, especially for it being an Honors Physics class. I don't give a damn how much you hate Windows Vista, or how many pictures in the book in your pocket depict children dying. To top it off, the stench. Its surrounds him. I'm a good three feet away from him and it bothers me. That is even with a fan in the back of the room keeping me upwind of him. Its awful.









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I suppose I should put something witty and meaningful here...
pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ sı pɹıq ǝɥʇ ʍouʞ noʎ ɟı ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ
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Some people ask me if everything I say is an inuendo.
My response: In your endo!
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I suppose I should put something witty and meaningful here...
pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ sı pɹıq ǝɥʇ ʍouʞ noʎ ɟı ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ
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Some people ask me if everything I say is an inuendo.
My response: In your endo!
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I suppose I should put something witty and meaningful here...
pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ sı pɹıq ǝɥʇ ʍouʞ noʎ ɟı ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ
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- Mike McDermott
Closure is a bitch.
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Some people ask me if everything I say is an inuendo.
My response: In your endo!
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